We’re gearing up for the Damn, That’s Hot Erotica 4 event on Facebook from January 11th to the 17th with this series of Provocative Interviews with every participating author. In these blog posts you’ll learn about the writers, their naughty offerings, and read their responses to offbeat questions that display their wit, outrageousness, and the sexy imagination that befits a person who deals with the steamier side of Literature.
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Today’s Featured Writer is Jessika Klide !!!
Jessika Klide is a pen name and she explains the reason why this way. “I’m from LA … Lower Alabama. The Deep South! Since I write erotic romance, and my mind is super slutty, it’s just better to use a pen name. Trust me on this! ;)”
Jessika’s chosen genre is New Adult Erotic Romance and the basis of the stories she writes about are hot alpha males who love her strong, sexy, smart, fun and flirty women. Military men make her swoon because the love of her life, her happily ever after, was an Army helicopter pilot, who she proudly admits is her high school sweetheart. Yes. She fell in love at first sight! Her stories are about true love, with lots of kinky erotica sprinkled throughout and more than one happy ending. She and her hero have raised two beautiful boys. Cowboys also do it for her, because she grew up wearing cowboy boots and riding horses.
She is active on social media sites, so check her out. She welcomes her fans with real Southern Hospitality, so chat her up. She’s talkative and loves to interact with her friends.
THE Q & A
Which one of your fictional characters would you like to do the nasty with?
Oh DEF Aurelius Moore, the hero of Siri’s Saga. He has rocked my fantasy world! I would Love him to rock my real one! Second Place would be Quintus from UNDONE. He’s the bad boy I’d do the nasty with, and almost did in the story. 😉
What was your first Erotica book and what was the Toughest thing about writing it?
My first book was UNTOUCHABLE. I’m very new to writing. I’m actually an accountant in real life. I’ve always been a storyteller and can make up something on the fly. As a teenager, I was always recruited to tell erotic gossip to my friends. 🙂 Yeah, A Slutty Mind describes me to the core. My first book was titled Siri’s Heart and was only meant to be a stand-alone novel. Once I started penning it though, it became bigger than myself and demanded I do it justice. I had to learn everything about writing and publishing. If you’re a writer, you just understood everything I said — the curve is steep! And I only had six months to get it done, and a year for it to prove itself worthy of further pursuit. I’m so happy to report it was, and still is, an Amazon ranked bestseller under multiple categories. It’s also stayed consistently in the Top Ten Urban Erotica and Humorous Erotica categories. Siri’s Heart was re-titled UNTOUCHABLE and became part of Seri’s series.
Who’s your most exciting character and who would play them in the movie?
My most exciting character is Siri Wright, the heroine of her self-titled saga. I have no idea who would play her in a film. She is so unique a new star would have to be discovered.
In 20 Years You’ll be ______?
I’ll be old enough to reflect on my life’s choices and know whether or not I led life to the fullest. I have always lived a controlled conservative life but when I fell over the cliff of the 50-Year mark, and plummet to the end, I have decided to embrace it and fly. To Soar on the wind. I will be who I am without apology and without guilt. What I’ve discovered is there’s a whole lot of people just like me. I have resolved that, at the end of my life, I may have regrets, but they will be regrets that I maybe shouldn’t have done them, but they will NOT be regrets that I should have.
Which Naughty Historical/Literary Person/Character would you most like to have dinner with?
Casanova. I’d love to see if his seduction skills are really as legend portrays him.
A Great Erotica Novel Must Have what Three Things?
Truth. Romance. FUCKING!
Give a shout-out to your most valued Fan, Helper, or Mentor and why?
My most valued fan is Carrie Whittle Dunn. She’s my Number One Fan and the first person to read Siri’s Heart (UNTOUCHABLE)! Her love and praise were the motivation and confirmation that I so desperately needed to hear. She told me she would be a forever fan, and she has been !
What Genre of Erotica are you most hesitant to write about and why?
Paranormal. It’s just hard for me to go there. I enjoy reading it but can’t write it. I’ll stick to real life fairy tales. They can be magical too.
What is the least favorite word you’ve seen in Erotica and why?
Cockolding. It’s not the proper spelling of the word. I’m down with that, it’s just the way it sounds when you say it. IDK. Weird pet peeve.
Have you ever incorporated humor into a sex scene and, if not, would you be willing to try it?
I have! If you haven’t laughed with your lover while smashing it, you’ve missed out on some real fucking fun. Giggling hysterically while cumming undone – Priceless! I wrote a scene in UNDONE where Siru and Aurei are laughing together using a sex swing and dancing to music. It’s hilarious and hot!
Where is one place you would never consider having sex at and why?
On the beautiful white sand beaches of NW Florida. Should be self-explanatory, but the white sand feels like sandpaper. been there. Tried It. Regretted it. And you won’t consider having sex there again. OUCH!
On an average day you would most likely be wearing cotton panties, a thong, or going commando?
On an average day I would most likely be wearing a . . . Let’s see. What are the choices? Ah . . . Panties. What are those? A Thong? Nope! I can’t stand fabric in my crack. Can you say wedgie? So . . . Commando. Yep!
TOOL DRIVER (TD AKA TOUCHDOWN)
“TD, you f**king bastard!”
“Rachael, you f**king bitch!”
“Sup, Bro. I needs me sum luv!” I hear him laughing at that. He knows I’m making fun of our move to South Alabama.
“Are you back?”
“Of course. I told you not to panic I would make it.” There is silence on his end. I can see his wheels turning. “I’m sorry we missed it, Tool Driver. Come over and I’ll make it up to you.”
The silence on his end can only mean one thing. I’ve just been sidelined! “You’re going without me, aren’t you?”
Selfish prick! I stare at the ceiling and my mind returns to the first time I saw Thomas David.
UNSTOPPABLE (BOOK 2 – SERI’S SAGA)
No one knows me. I have kept my darkest secrets hidden, but she insists they are only dark until the light shines on them. I sure hope she is right! She makes me feel things I have never felt before and I can’t keep them hidden from her forever.
He handled my secrets pretty well and he’s admitted he has dark secrets of his own. An honest asshole. Can’t really fault that. He says his are darker, but I doubt it. Still. He does have that dangerous thunder, but it’s so delicious!
My Wild Thang! There’s been a death threat. I can’t let anything happen to you. You’re coming with me. I’m taking you to my home where I know you will be safe. Rome.
Secrets? Everyone has secrets. Some of us are better at hiding them than others.
UNTOUCHABLE (BOOK 1 – SERI’S SAGA)
Most women call me an asshole, and that’s the way I like it. Keeps my love life easy. Simple. I f**k for fun. My next conquest? This sexy little stripper dancing down the runway toward me.
I live a life most people only dream of. I’m a Vegas dancer, but I’m more than just a stripper. I’m a Vegas Superstar and I’m rich and famous! Well, sort of. I am rich, but I’m not technically famous. You see, I carved a speciality niche out for myself and it’s made me rich, but my Superstar identity is kept top secret! I’m a celebrity and I’m no one. Sure. I’m lonely being isolated but I can’t have boyfriends. They are too much of a security risk. Besides, I’m burned out on sex. I’m surrounded by it every hour of every day. Am I happy? You damn right I am! I live to dance and Seary gets to dance every day. Being UNTOUCHABLE is ok by me.
An accident? I haven’t returned to Alabama in years, but my mother needs me, so I’ll go.
WTF? The blonde bombshell is walking right in front of my truck. She is simply stunning! Fate has delivered her to me. She is NOT untouchable. Not here. Not in Alabama. I will have her!
Hunk! He looks to be my age. Military style haircut. Dark sides and roots but the top is long, thick, golden blonde. It’s streaked with natural sun highlights. It’s straight, sleek, smooth and moving gently as he talks. Umm. F**k, he is fine, but his eyes. Woo!
UNDONE (BOOK 3 — SERI’S SAGA)
UNDONE, Book Three in Siri’s Saga is a full length novel!
Secrets? Everyone has secrets. Some of us are better at hiding them than others.
Siri’s Saga is NOT what YOU are expecting AND DEFINITELY NOT WHAT THEY WERE EXPECTING!
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