We’re gearing up for the Damn, That’s Hot Erotica 4 event on Facebook from January 11th to the 17th with this series of Provocative Interviews with every participating author. In these blog posts you’ll learn about the writers, their naughty offerings, and read their responses to offbeat questions that display their wit, outrageousness, and the sexy imagination that befits a person who deals with the steamier side of Literature.
Come and Join Us — https://www.facebook.com/events/826602524132674/
TODAY’S FEATURED AUTHOR IS JORDAN BUCHANAN!!!!
Jordan Buchanan was born and raised in Virginia and retains her southern sensibilities but now resides in northern Michigan. Although she misses the Shenandoah Valley, living in the home state of the mighty Detroit Red Wings helps to ease the pain.
She writes erotica with heart and heat, and has published a collection of short stories 4Play, and the BDSM story Interview with Mistress A. She is currently working on two novels, For Love or Money and Xander’s Garden.
When she is not writing or watching hockey, Jordan enjoys spending quality time with her charming husband, three young adopted Lab mixes, and two older, and very disgruntled cats.
THE Q & A
Who’s your most exciting character and who would play them in the movie?
Captain Nebo from Xander’s Garden (my next release). He’s a man of mystery, a spaceship pilot, a smuggler, and a pirate—what’s not to love? Put some long hair and a pair of high black boots on Chris Helmsworth, and he’ll do nicely.
Which Naughty Historical/Literary Person/Character would you most like to have dinner with?
I’d choose the heroine of 9 ½ Weeks. I think of that character often and her numbness at the end of the book. If you’ve only ever seen the movie, it had a much different ending from the novel. She did not walk away from her lover–he abandoned her. Heartbreaking.
Who’s Your Favorite Porn Star and Why?
I’m going old school here—Ron Jeremy. Yes, I know he was nobody’s little pretty thing, but damn, he could make me laugh. Did I ever tell you I got kicked out of an adult movie theater for laughing too loud?
What Genre of Erotica are you most hesitant to write about and why?
I’ve never attempted to write M/M. I’m not squeamish or homophobic in ANY way, but I’m totally flummoxed by it. I try to imagine it, and all I come up with are stereotypes.
What is the least favorite word you’ve seen in Erotica and why?
Damp. A pussy is not damp; a leaky basement is. Oh, and I hate it when an author says “she clamped down on him like a vice grip.” It’s VISE, people. I know vice seems like it would be appropriate given the topic, but it’s NOT.
Who was your first erotica novel dedicated to and why?
It was dedicated to my charming husband. He has always encouraged me to write, even when I was sure I was wasting my time. He has more faith in me than I do.
Have you ever incorporated humor into a sex scene and, if not, would you be willing to try it?
I haven’t yet, but I’m sure I will at some point. Humor is essential in life, especially once you’ve become an old married couple. If you can’t giggle at a leg cramp. (ED NOTE — Leg Cramps Are Not funny. )
What couple gets your vote for having the sexiest love scene in a movie and why?
Diane Lane and Olivier Martinez in Unfaithful. If you’re going to cheat on Richard Gere, it better be worth it. Her conscience tells her no, but the lust is undeniable. Whew!
On an average day you would most likely be wearing cotton panties, a thong, or going commando?
I wear cotton hipster briefs. They’re about two inches shy of being granny panties.
What Tame Literary Classic would you love to turn into a Hot Piece of Erotica?
Although it would be sacrilege, The Great Gatsby. There was a lot of hot stuff going on between Daisy and Gatsby. Readers would find out just what made him so great. Rich girls might not marry poor boys, but they’d do ‘em in my book.
What foreplay does for your body, 4Play does for your mind — because, after all, that’s where feeling sexy begins. Here’s an eclectic collection of four bedtime stories designed to put you in the mood.
“Second Chances” – Adam Jennings is a young, successful software developer who should be enjoying the fruits of his labors. Instead, he’s mired in grief following the sudden tragic loss of his bride. Tracie is searching for her path in life and running from an abusive ex-boyfriend. One woman with an outrageous plan and an iron will brings them together in a posh Atlanta gentlemens club. What will it take for Adam to finally move on, and how far will Tracie go to help him? Their second chance at love and happiness hangs in the balance.
“Viewer Discretion Advised” Self-absorbed and egotistical actress Sara Parker finds herself simultaneously ending a relationship and beginning an exciting new role on a prime-time television drama. She’s ecstatic that her star is at last, and oh so deservedly, on the rise. Her co-star, Brad Watson, a professional football legend with no acting experience, is handsome, sexy, and infatuated with her. When his fame and popularity eclipses hers, she slams the door on the budding attraction. But Brad will do whatever it takes to get her right where he wants her – in bed, even if it’s on set with the cameras rolling.
“Ghost in the Machine” – Technology provides a means to prove love after death to Lindsay Armstrong. Sleepwalking through her life, she no longer cares whether she lives or dies with only the memories of pleasure found in Jared’s arms to comfort her. Unless he finds a way to convince her to embrace life once more, they will both remain trapped in limbo on this world and the next.
“Interview with Mistress A” – When freelance writer Jordan Buchanan lands an interview with a dominatrix infamous in the BDSM underground, she didn’t expect to meet a warm, compassionate woman. She certainly never dreamed Mistress A would share the very personal story of her relationship with Vanessa, a lively young woman exploring her submissive sexuality. Will “the” Mistress lose her legendary self-control and break all her own rules with this tiny temptress, or will she bend Vanessa to her will? (Prev. published as Interview with the Mistress)
INTERVIEW WITH MISTRESS A
When freelance journalist Jordan Buchanan is granted an interview with the most famous (or infamous) dominatrix in the local BDSM community, she never expected to meet a warm, compassionate woman. She certainly never dreamed Mistress A would share the heartfelt story of her relationship with Vanessa, a fun-loving young woman exploring her submissive sexuality. Can she bend Nessa to her will, or will the tiny temptress cause her to break all her own rules?